I think it's about time I share an important announcement with you all: I have a new boyfriend.
He's smart, funny, and generally adorable. He's also 7.
It all started last Sunday when he asked me, "You got a boyfriend?"Me: "I don't have a boyfriend. Boys have cooties."
Him: "Naw, you'se gotta have a boyfriend. He in jail, huh?"
Me: "No, really, I don't."
Him: "Well, can I be him?"
Me: "You got it."
Only thing is, I can't remember his name, which may set the relationship off to a rocky start. Fortunately, all hope is not lost: another boy predicted I would be married by next week. Stay tuned for further updates.