5.22.2009

Dems Prove Success at One Thing: Truth FAIL

As we all know, we currently have "the most honest, most open, and most ethical Congress in history." How do we know that? Because Ms. Pelosi told us so, and we all know, she doesn't lie.

Oh, wait, that's right. We have one of the most dishonest, underhanded and corrupt Congresses in history, and she does lie and rather poorly at that. I mean, if you're going to lie, make it something believable. In Pelosi's case she could have said she was a person of integrity and character rather than a deceitful old hag. Nevermind. That's even less believable than the waterboarding thing, isn't it? (Sorry. It's late and my snark dial is set on high.)

At least she's not a lonely old hag. Deceit runs in her party, like a snag in a woman's pantyhose. The Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) recently released a report showing 12 of the 16 Congressional members under investigation are (drumroll, please) Democrats. If you're not shocked, you must have got The Other McCain's memo that "the Democratic Party is a conspiracy whereby liars advance the cause of evil with the assistance of fools."

At least the Dems have proved they can succeed at something. Too bad that something is a truth fail.

Update:

The Other McCain further elucidates Democrat deception with these stats from his 2006 book, Donkey Cons: Sex, Crime, and Corruption in the Democratic Party:

In Chapter 2, "Rap Sheet," [co-author] Lynn took on the task of counting every serious charge of corruption or criminality involving members of Congress since 1976, and found 46 Democrats to 15 Republicans. So it's certainly true that Democrats are the more criminal party -- by a 3-to-1 margin! Read the rest.

3 comments:

  1. These poor people are reality challenged and you just make fun of them? But be careful because they are sensitivity, caring and kindness challenged aswell.

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  2. Anonymous22.5.09

    Great memo RSM.

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