This fellow has mastered the art, and has captured my heart with a poem. Here's an excerpt:
"This Northern Alabama Hottie is a bit flirty and sometimes naughty"
Hey, a good, conservative girl's gotta get her kicks and giggles somehow, right? I hear that jello wrestling
is also a good way to get them. This place is only 10 minutes from my house. How convenient ... and sketchy.
If you would like to contend for my heart, send donations (button's on the right!), Godiva chocolate, and a (large) diamond ring and proposal to Birmingham, AL.