Apparently, a new earth-like planet has been discovered ... on Earth Day. How appropriate.
Unfortunately, researchers say it's too close to the sun to be suitable for human life.
Damn. I was really hoping that I could move there after running across this cover of Ann Coulter:
Photoshopped or not, I'm not sure I even want to exist on the same planet as that.
Conservative she might be, but Rule 5 she ain't.