This is awesome. H/T: Moe Lane
Moe said he had nothing to follow this, but I do. (Shocking, I know.)
It just so happens that in the course of the last 24 hours I have had two of the rules broken on me. In the interest of good taste, I'll leave the perpetrators and rules nameless.
The most useful piece of advice:
“No one's going to date you, if you get frown lines.”
Huh. Maybe that's been my problem.
Also, I wonder how much better off society would be if our insults were so genteel as, “Timmy is a wet blanket”?