A compilation of the best lines of the day, taken from some of my favorite blogs. And, folks, don't be lazy. Click the gosh darn links and read the posts. You might learn something.
"By the way, it's not the skirt that makes you look fat; it's the fat that makes you look fat."
— HotMES, a.k.a my partner in the crimes of Big Sexy lovin' and jello wrestling.
"I see that notorious, bloodthirsty polar bear-murderer Al Gore is up to his usual environmental violations."
– Moe Lane
"Obama has never run anything more complicated than a pencil sharpener."
– So It Goes in Shreveport
— Stacy "Not A Girl" McCain
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to change your oil."
– Jimmie at The Sundries Shack.
"I know what I think is right and have an overdeveloped sense of ego that occasionally compels me to share my findings with my audience."
"The Democratic constituency is just like a herd of cows."
– Snaggletoothie of the Loyal Opposition, quoting James Carville.