There has been some talk recently about whether modern men have the courage to conquer when it comes to the dirty little "L" word, whether they are willing to go to the trouble: "Men want access to women so they make the effort, or sometimes do ..."
Well, folks, I'm delighted to announce that Big Sexy MADE THE EFFORT:
(For those who don’t know the story, Jason Mattera, a.k.a the Big Sexy, had long-ago promised me a box of chocolates. After much prayer and fasting, a.k.a numerous pokes and prods by my loyal friend RSM, and, uh, myself, he finally came through. )
Also, note the gift card signed, "Big Sexy." *Cue aaawwwww.*
Yes, that's a Christmas tree in the background. Don't judge. It's neutral-colored which means it's an acceptable piece of home decor year-round. And, yes, I would know. Home design is my schtick.
And my mouth is open either a) because I was just that excited or b) I was getting ready to take a bite, box and bow and all. I can't be sure. I was overcome by euphoria.
Anyway, boys: the moral of the story? Sometimes you don't need courage to conquer. All you need is chocolate.