There really is a first time for everything.
I have been issued a Jell-O-fighting challenge, and I have whole-bodily accepted.
For those who haven't been following the saga here, and here, and here, let me bring you up to date: hotMES and I are in love with the same Big Sexy. (Just between you and me, I don't really want him, it's just a ruse to make my Site Meter like me.) Not content to settle for our happy threesome, Moe has decided that our love triangle must become a love line segment. Apparently, the scratching, biting, and clawing of a regular cat fight won't do. She has asked that we resort to the more civilized and tasty alternative: Jell-O-fighting.
So, if you're interested in joining us--and how could you not be?--Moe shares these details for your viewing pleasure:
The Event: Jell-O Wrestling Match (Strawberry Jell-O and Whipped Cream)
Location: Washington, DC
I should note that she left out one very important detail: How much?
We will be selling tickets to raise money for a very worthy conservative cause (namely, ourselves). We’re still gauging ticket interest and prices so please let us know how many we should sign you up for.
Before you respond, please consider these costs:
Strawberry Jell-O: $1.29
Redi Whip: $3.00
My airline ticket to DC: $253 (I accept contributions.)
Watching two young, hot conservative chicks enjoying a little Jell-O, whipped cream … and each other(s company): Priceless
So, stay close for ticket info and plan to meet us in DC for a good-old-fashioned, church-picnic-approved Jell-O Fight. If you can't make it, don't worry, our illustrious mentor will be offering DVD sales in the first installation (collector's edition!) of Conservative Chicks Gone Crazy.
P.S. Lest you think my embracing of Jell-O fights is paradoxical (hypocritical is such a harsh word) alongside my peevishness at Fox News' sex obsession, let me clarify: I never meant to suggest that I’m against using sexy images to drum up viewership. I’m only against them when the images are not of me.